the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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