And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
