Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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