Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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