Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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