Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
the raccoons are back...
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