STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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