Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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