He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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