i permit you to call me
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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