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(708): View more from Illinois

nutella sex= disaster

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(773): View more from Illinois

Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy

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(660): View more from Missouri

i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting

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(419): View more from Ohio

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.

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(281): View more from Texas

When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...

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(219): View more from Indiana

I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life

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(618): View more from Illinois

Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.

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