He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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