Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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