Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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