It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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