you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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