He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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