i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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