am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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