I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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