i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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