Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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