addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
