My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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