but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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