No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Randomize
