I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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