We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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