Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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