We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
