I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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