The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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