question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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