Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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