That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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