need another drink. this is the easiest way
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
