Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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