Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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