No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The air was thick with penises
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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