So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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