How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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