You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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