ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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