question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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