Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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