My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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