this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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