That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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