I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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