I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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