I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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