he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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