it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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