Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Randomize
